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5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 21,267 notes

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5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 9,642 notes

bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 283,440 notes

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 85,252 notes

oldandnewfirm:

#can we please talk about how Sandy fully intended to punch a child in the head

(Source: lalannisters)

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 151,500 notes
matthewgraygublet:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

That was probably Steven Colbert

matthewgraygublet:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

image

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

That was probably Steven Colbert

(Source: dajo420)

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 236,296 notes

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

(Source: jnternet)

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 219,342 notes

allabitofablur:

fruitsgarden:

that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard

The guy in the boots is the person this raccoon killed 10 years ago and now he pops up, totally alive and seeking revenge. Don’t judge a person to be overreacting until you know the whole story. 

(Source: buzzfeed)

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 887,876 notes

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jason Jones and Aasif Mandvi discuss this segment in The Daily Show Correspondent Spotlight: Behind the Spotlight.

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 2,428 notes
I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess
- Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

(Source: hermione-ganja)

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 17,672 notes

toxicmp3:

straight white men be like “did you or did you not come for my rights today”

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5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 3,051 notes

chelseabeatrice:

balconyscene:

these-fading-scars:

I don’t understand because wasn’t Olaf’s actions of lighting the fire, almost melting and then trying to save her and act of true love and shouldnt that have unfrozen her heart?

oh shit

I thought the same thing when I watched it.

(Source: kisedbyfire)

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 324,778 notes
notkatniss:

apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle

notkatniss:

apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 43,108 notes

sadqueerpunk:

i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 25,922 notes

h0odrich:

white people willingly refrain from throwing around ‘voldemort’ but start a earthquake when they’re told ‘n-gga’ isn’t for them

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | 21,628 notes